yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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