bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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