Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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