Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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