Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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