One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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