So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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