He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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