u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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