i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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