"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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