She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
