so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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