so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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