I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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