I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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