"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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