just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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