Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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