xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
