Already got asked if we're dating
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Sext me about skeletons
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