According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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