you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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