How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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