i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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