is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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