i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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