that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and she was petting her beer can
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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