everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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