And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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