and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize