he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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