can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize