Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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