He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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