Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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