So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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