Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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