Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
being pregnant is like rehab
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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