I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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