i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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