Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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