I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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