How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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