I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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