dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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