Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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