so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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