i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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