so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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