im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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