ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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