somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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