I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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