he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Go christen that room with your naked body.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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