remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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